I’m in the process of moving to Florida and it’s been rough. My wife has so many shoes and junk. I have just been throwing it out. I’m going to tell her it got lost in the move.

Anyway, another factor why my wife is a bitch is our joint checking account. This is a total pain in the ass. It creates arguements like you wouldn’t believe.

But I’m about to solve this problem. I’m going to get one of those Walmart Money cards where you can get direct deposit.  It seems every time I get some money deposited in the bank…my bitch wife spends it. Then when I try to spend a penny OF MY MONEY…she bitches. It turns into a fucking nightmare.

So to my bitch wife…THE MONEY YOU MAKE IS YOURS…..THE MONEY I MAKE IS MINE. My wife is a bitch and she cannot handle money. She does not keep a ledger, she loves to go to Walmart or Walgreens and buy useless bullshit that I don’t need like a fucking jar opener or some “as seen on TV” crap.

Reasons not to get a joint checking account with your wife.

• It causes arguments.
• She’ll spend more than you deposit.
• She loves clothes and shoes.
• She’ll buy shit like new curtains every month.
• She’ll buy a 10 dollar starfucks coffee while I drink instant.
• When you go to take out 20 bucks to buy beer, she’ll bitch.
• She’ll know that  you have been to the strip club when “Titty-Mania” shows up on your bank statement.
• She’ll drain the bank account and leave your ass when she chooses.

Now that I”m getting one of these pre-paid walmart cards, I’m going to be able to hide my money. My wife is a bitch and she’ll admit to it, but damn, what’s mine is mine.  I didn’t take a fuckin’ vow to give you all of money and do with it what you want.

What led me to write this is that she woke me up at 4 this morning bitching about money. The money I put into the bank outweighs her deposits and she bitches when she can’t buy her bullshit.

Bitch, you only need one pair of fucking shoes. Leave me alone.

Reasons Not To Get A Joint Banking Account