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Dealing With A Lazy Wife

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I have a lazy wife. She comes home from work and won’t get off the couch until it’s time for her to go to bed.

I do all the cooking in the house because if she cooks, she’ll fuck up minute rice. She can’t even make a microwave dinner without messing it up.

On the weekends, I cook, I clean, I fix. But my wife is still a bitch after I do all this work.

I wish this bitch would get up off her ass and do something.

I’d leave the bitch but it would cost me a lot of money. She’s a vindictive bitch.

So how do you deal with a lazy wife?

-I think you just deal with it and when she goes to bed, hit a bar or strip club to get out your frustrations. I could tell you to slap the bitch, but that might get you in more trouble in the long run since women have all the rights in the world.

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My Wife Is Always Bitching

My Wife Is Always Bitching

Hey you have the same problem that I have. My wife is a bitch and she never shuts up.

So what do I do to shut her up. I don’t do a thing. I wait until she goes to sleep and then I have my night out.
I fell much better when I do the following things.

  • I’ll go to a local bar and hit on younger women.
  • I’ll go to a strip club and get some of that “knee-lovin.”
  • I’ll get a 12 pack of beer, get fucked up and flirt with hot women online.
  • I’ll get so wasted from drinking beer that I’ll piss all over her clothes.

These are just a few things I do to make me happy. Knowing deep down inside that you get your bitchy wife back is amazing.

You hold all that agression inside…let it go. Have some fun. Cheat on her, you’ll fee much better. Believe me. I know.

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