My bitch wife can’t manage money.

Today was the ultimate day. I took my son to football practice, when I came back the electricity was out.

I went down to the basement and checked all the circut breakers and fuses. They all checked out okay.

Then I went back to the house and checked the electric meter. It had a red tag on it.

I never saw a bill or a shut-off notice from the electric company.

When my bitch wife got home from work I asked her where the electric bill was. Then she told me that we had a shut off notice that came in the mail last week. She never told me about it.

I was furious. I went downtown to pay the electric company cash to turn on the lights. I thought I would have to only pay about $150 to get the bill current. To my dismay, the total bill was $239.36. I was even more furious because I only had 180 dollars cash on me.

I tried to talk to the customer service lady at the electric company but she wouldn’t turn the power on unless I PAID THE ENTIRE AMOUNT.

I’m pissed off and furious that my wife can’t manage a penny. If she would have told me about this, I would have paid the bill before the lights got shut off.

Now I tried to explain to her that she should have told me about the disconnection notice, but that turned into a big argument.  She’s a total puta.

I wanted to stuff her mouth with the bill and let her eat it but I have to live there. It’s 89 degrees tonight.

So I took my son to my mom’s house so he can be cool sleeping tonight. I’m on her computer writing this. I’m about to go back home and face this bitch again. I”m sure she’ll be sleeping.

I have to get some flashlight batteries.

BIYOTCH! (As snoop dog would say. )