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my bitch wife can’t manage money

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My bitch wife can’t manage money.

Today was the ultimate day. I took my son to football practice, when I came back the electricity was out.

I went down to the basement and checked all the circut breakers and fuses. They all checked out okay.

Then I went back to the house and checked the electric meter. It had a red tag on it.

I never saw a bill or a shut-off notice from the electric company.

When my bitch wife got home from work I asked her where the electric bill was. Then she told me that we had a shut off notice that came in the mail last week. She never told me about it.

I was furious. I went downtown to pay the electric company cash to turn on the lights. I thought I would have to only pay about $150 to get the bill current. To my dismay, the total bill was $239.36. I was even more furious because I only had 180 dollars cash on me.

I tried to talk to the customer service lady at the electric company but she wouldn’t turn the power on unless I PAID THE ENTIRE AMOUNT.

I’m pissed off and furious that my wife can’t manage a penny. If she would have told me about this, I would have paid the bill before the lights got shut off.

Now I tried to explain to her that she should have told me about the disconnection notice, but that turned into a big argument.  She’s a total puta.

I wanted to stuff her mouth with the bill and let her eat it but I have to live there. It’s 89 degrees tonight.

So I took my son to my mom’s house so he can be cool sleeping tonight. I’m on her computer writing this. I’m about to go back home and face this bitch again. I”m sure she’ll be sleeping.

I have to get some flashlight batteries.

BIYOTCH! (As snoop dog would say. )

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My wife is a FAT bitch

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I had to laugh my ass off tonight. I was happy that there were other blogs out there where guys were complaing about thier wives. I came across the blog I married a fat bitch.

I was reading this poor guys blog on how his wife can lose some weight. Here’s a quote from his blog.

I told my wife that it was time for her to take action, so one day she got up off her a..s and asked me what she should do to lose weight. I said

GET OFF THE COUCH AND GET IT DONE! “

My wife just got out there and started doing stuff to get her back in shape. She took the simple way! Listen ladies, it doesn’t have to be an overly complicated.


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Even though I fix everything, I still get bitched at.

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Whatever I do is never enough. I don’t really like doing the housekeeping so I’ll fix or repair stuff that breaks in the house.

The other day I had to repair the refrigerator. The freezer wasn’t working. I moved the refrigerator took it apart and cleaned all the dust near the compressor and it worked properly again.

Then I had to put a new battery in my wife’s car.

I can fix everything in the house but it’s not enough. I’ll still hear that loud mouth bitching and complaining to no end.

When the old lady comes home from work. I go straight to the bed room and stay away from this bitch.

If it weren’t for knocking her up, I wouldn’t be with her.

She dosen’t appreciate a damn thing I do.

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Dealing With A Lazy Wife

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I have a lazy wife. She comes home from work and won’t get off the couch until it’s time for her to go to bed.

I do all the cooking in the house because if she cooks, she’ll fuck up minute rice. She can’t even make a microwave dinner without messing it up.

On the weekends, I cook, I clean, I fix. But my wife is still a bitch after I do all this work.

I wish this bitch would get up off her ass and do something.

I’d leave the bitch but it would cost me a lot of money. She’s a vindictive bitch.

So how do you deal with a lazy wife?

-I think you just deal with it and when she goes to bed, hit a bar or strip club to get out your frustrations. I could tell you to slap the bitch, but that might get you in more trouble in the long run since women have all the rights in the world.

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