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Even though I fix everything, I still get bitched at.

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Whatever I do is never enough. I don’t really like doing the housekeeping so I’ll fix or repair stuff that breaks in the house.

The other day I had to repair the refrigerator. The freezer wasn’t working. I moved the refrigerator took it apart and cleaned all the dust near the compressor and it worked properly again.

Then I had to put a new battery in my wife’s car.

I can fix everything in the house but it’s not enough. I’ll still hear that loud mouth bitching and complaining to no end.

When the old lady comes home from work. I go straight to the bed room and stay away from this bitch.

If it weren’t for knocking her up, I wouldn’t be with her.

She dosen’t appreciate a damn thing I do.

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Dealing With A Lazy Wife

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I have a lazy wife. She comes home from work and won’t get off the couch until it’s time for her to go to bed.

I do all the cooking in the house because if she cooks, she’ll fuck up minute rice. She can’t even make a microwave dinner without messing it up.

On the weekends, I cook, I clean, I fix. But my wife is still a bitch after I do all this work.

I wish this bitch would get up off her ass and do something.

I’d leave the bitch but it would cost me a lot of money. She’s a vindictive bitch.

So how do you deal with a lazy wife?

-I think you just deal with it and when she goes to bed, hit a bar or strip club to get out your frustrations. I could tell you to slap the bitch, but that might get you in more trouble in the long run since women have all the rights in the world.

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