Holy cow! I haven’t updated this site in a while. Sorry to all my fellow buddies who have some bitchy wives.
I’m in the process of moving to Florida and it’s been rough. My wife has so many shoes and junk. I have just been throwing it out. I’m going to tell her it got lost in the move.
Anyway, another factor why my wife is a bitch is our joint checking account. This is a total pain in the ass. It creates arguements like you wouldn’t believe.
But I’m about to solve this problem. I’m going to get one of those Walmart Money cards where you can get direct deposit. It seems every time I get some money deposited in the bank…my bitch wife spends it. Then when I try to spend a penny OF MY MONEY…she bitches. It turns into a fucking nightmare.
So to my bitch wife…THE MONEY YOU MAKE IS YOURS…..THE MONEY I MAKE IS MINE. My wife is a bitch and she cannot handle money. She does not keep a ledger, she loves to go to Walmart or Walgreens and buy useless bullshit that I don’t need like a fucking jar opener or some “as seen on TV” crap.
Reasons not to get a joint checking account with your wife.
- It causes arguments.
- She’ll spend more than you deposit.
- She loves clothes and shoes.
- She’ll buy shit like new curtains every month.
- She’ll buy a 10 dollar starfucks coffee while I drink instant.
- When you go to take out 20 bucks to buy beer, she’ll bitch.
- She’ll know that you have been to the strip club when “Titty-Mania” shows up on your bank statement.
- She’ll drain the bank account and leave your ass when she chooses.
Now that I”m getting one of these pre-paid walmart cards, I’m going to be able to hide my money. My wife is a bitch and she’ll admit to it, but damn, what’s mine is mine. I didn’t take a fuckin’ vow to give you all of money and do with it what you want.
What led me to write this is that she woke me up at 4 this morning bitching about money. The money I put into the bank outweighs her deposits and she bitches when she can’t buy her bullshit.
Bitch, you only need one pair of fucking shoes. Leave me alone.
Reasons Not To Get A Joint Banking Account
I hear ya buddy. I had to open up a new account, move all my auto-debit bill payments over to the new account, then kill the overdraft protection on the joint account, then just keep a limited amount for groceries and essentials in the joint, to get my situation under control. Bitch would go and spend us into overdraft with bills coming due, and it didn’t matter if I told her we could afford it or not. She’s the plastic queen- probably thinks Jesus pays off our credit cards. I despise debt as much as she loves spending. Makes no sense, how she hasn’t worked a single day in last 8+ years and for every dollar I make she spends .50 on herself… how can these women look at theirselves in the mirror without feeling like a mooching waste of skin….?
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