She Stresses Me Out

She Stresses Me Out

My wife is a bitch and she stresses me out. I know I’m not the only guy on earth who has a bitch for a wife. I hear it all the time. The other day I heard a man on his cell phone. He was telling his friend, “Yo man my girl is a bitch! She be stressin me all the muthafuckin time.”

Shut the Fuck Up

Shut the Fuck Up

Us men get stressed-the-fuck out all the time. Especially when our wife is a pure bread bitch. Stressing is a natural response under certain conditions. We need to be concerned when our stress is getting out of hand and interfering with our lifestyle. What problems can you get from having a bitchy wife?

  • High Blood Pressure
  • Colds and the Flu
  • Allergies
  • Diabetes
  • Damage Relationships
  • General Bad Health
  • A criminal record, if you beat the bitch up. (I don’t recommend or condone violence.)
  • VD if you cheat on the bitch
  • Another baby if you cheat on the bitch
  • A crazy bitch if you cheat on the bitch.

The list goes on….

Getting over the stress is what we want to strive for. How can we go about this? Taking the natural approach is probably the best way to start. Here are a few ideas to begin with.

Exercise: It may be difficult to begin an exercise program but once you start it will become easier. Exercise helps to blow off steam and gets rid of excess stress. So you benefit by reducing your tension and obtaining a workout as well. Of course talk to your physician before beginning an exercise program.

Relax: Yes it is hard to relax when you are stressing. Try taking in a deep breath slowly. Now as you breathe out picture all the stress leaving you. You may find that doing relaxation techniques on a regular basic when you aren’t stressed out to be beneficial.

Learn relaxation techniques such as: · Meditation · Yoga · EFT · Z-Point · Bio-Feedback · Listening to some soothing music. · Prayer · Asking for Assistance · Joining a Support Network

Look into what causes your stress: You may not know what is inducing you stress. Try to understand where the source is coming from if possible. Once you understand what is causing your stress you can try to modify these problem areas. If you can’t, can you substantially reduce them? Maybe you can look at these stressors in a different way.

Have a Positive Attitude: Always look on the bright side of things. Don’t think about what may go wrong. Take positive steps to improve yourself, your business and your spirit. Work on your ambitions. Find methods to enhance your routine activities. At the end of the day understand that you have done all you can to maintain a healthy lookout on life. Now you can relax and enjoy the remainder of the evening either by yourself or with family and friends.

Nutrition: A healthy diet with the proper nutrition is one key to balancing you physical, mental and emotional health. Frozen TV dinners or Big Macs are not good choices. You need to consume as much unprocessed food as possible. Try to eat as much organic products as possible to eliminate pesticides from your diet. Eat plenty of fresh vegetables, raw if possible, and some fruit. Drink plenty of clean water to keep those brain neurons communicating.

Get Enough Rest: Getting enough sleep at night is crucial to keeping stress at bay. Try to relax the best you can in the evening. Exercise early so that you aren’t all wound up. If you watch a movie ensure it’s not too violent are exciting. It may be better to watch a comedy, read something soothing or listen to soft pleasant music.

If your stress is so severe and you can’t seem to find relief regardless of what you try then you may desire to request professional help.

So there you have six ideas that will help you reduce stress and enjoy life more. Don’t delay. Start on these recommendations right away. Don’t stop there. Keep looking for new ways to manage your stress and genuinely enjoy life once more.

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My wife is a FAT bitch

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I had to laugh my ass off tonight. I was happy that there were other blogs out there where guys were complaing about thier wives. I came across the blog I married a fat bitch.

I was reading this poor guys blog on how his wife can lose some weight. Here’s a quote from his blog.

I told my wife that it was time for her to take action, so one day she got up off her a..s and asked me what she should do to lose weight. I said

GET OFF THE COUCH AND GET IT DONE! “

My wife just got out there and started doing stuff to get her back in shape. She took the simple way! Listen ladies, it doesn’t have to be an overly complicated.


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Even though I fix everything, I still get bitched at.

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Whatever I do is never enough. I don’t really like doing the housekeeping so I’ll fix or repair stuff that breaks in the house.

The other day I had to repair the refrigerator. The freezer wasn’t working. I moved the refrigerator took it apart and cleaned all the dust near the compressor and it worked properly again.

Then I had to put a new battery in my wife’s car.

I can fix everything in the house but it’s not enough. I’ll still hear that loud mouth bitching and complaining to no end.

When the old lady comes home from work. I go straight to the bed room and stay away from this bitch.

If it weren’t for knocking her up, I wouldn’t be with her.

She dosen’t appreciate a damn thing I do.

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Dealing With A Lazy Wife

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I have a lazy wife. She comes home from work and won’t get off the couch until it’s time for her to go to bed.

I do all the cooking in the house because if she cooks, she’ll fuck up minute rice. She can’t even make a microwave dinner without messing it up.

On the weekends, I cook, I clean, I fix. But my wife is still a bitch after I do all this work.

I wish this bitch would get up off her ass and do something.

I’d leave the bitch but it would cost me a lot of money. She’s a vindictive bitch.

So how do you deal with a lazy wife?

-I think you just deal with it and when she goes to bed, hit a bar or strip club to get out your frustrations. I could tell you to slap the bitch, but that might get you in more trouble in the long run since women have all the rights in the world.

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Child Support

It’s total bullshit. Why should a man have to pay child support? A woman has the right to choose weither or not she wants a child, shouldn’t a man have a right to choose if he wants to support that child.

Men have no rights when it comes to child custody and child support. There are websites out there for the worst ch

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ild support offenders but there are no websites out there for women who are the biggest bitches.

Still, a woman can choose whether or not she wants to keep a baby or terminate it. If women have the right to choose men should have the right to choose. It’s our wallets.

It would be nice if our government would wake up and either

  • Award more custody to Fathers
  • Give men more choices
  • Give men more health-care and assistance.

If you are a woman with a child you can afford not to work. Your insurance is paid, you get money and your food is paid.

When will men get their rights?

If your wife is a bitch and she’s ready to divorce your ass or if you are just pissed off at your wife because she is a bitch feel free to leave a comment.  I would love to hear from you.

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