My Wife Won’t Clean – Sorry Buddy


My Wife Won’t Clean

Too Much Laundry

My wife is a lazy bitch, but you already knew that.

For over a week I have been suffering from sever back pain. I was changing a flat tire on my wife’s car because she’s too lazy to check the tire pressure and I pulled a muscle in my lower back. I don’t have insurance because my bitch wife made me quit my job because I was away from home too much.

Anyway, I thought my back was getting better until my wife want to do a months worth of dirty laundry. That’s right! I’m not kidding. She filled up 5 laundry backs each weighing over 75lbs each. (as much as her one ass cheek.)

I carried the laundry bags to the car and WHAMMO. My back was in pain again.

That’s not all. Not only was my lower back or lumbar hurting, but she dragged me to the laundromat where I sat in a car for 3 damn hours with a sore back. She really pissed me off.

My wife can't keep a house clean

My wife can't keep a house clean

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  1. #1 by David on September 1, 2009 - 4:26 pm

    Dude, my bedroom is a mess, I’ll clean it and a week later all of HER cloths are on the floor. It’s sad. Please kill me.

  2. #2 by KillMePlease on November 21, 2009 - 10:54 pm

    Brother, I feel you.

    I have asthma, which for me is largely triggered by my allergy to dust. To keep from wheezing my ass off, the house has to be cleaned at least once a week, or the dust is too much for me to breathe without massive chest pain. So I volunteered to be the point-man for cleaning detail, only asking my wife to clean when I\’m away on business so that I can breathe when I get home.

    So I get home from a two-week trip, only to have her say, \"I\’m sorry, I didn\’t have time to clean. It hasn\’t been done since you last did it.\" So I said, \"I guess you must\’ve been pretty busy at work then?\" She answered, \"No, it\’s been really boring. I just go to the gym, go shopping, do some hobby stuff like beading and knitting…no, it\’s been slow. But yes, I\’ve been busy.\"

    Doing what??? Fucking the neighbour?!?

    Lazy cunt.

  3. #3 by KillMePlease on November 21, 2009 - 10:55 pm

    Brother, I feel you.

    I have asthma, which for me is largely triggered by my allergy to dust. To keep from wheezing my ass off, the house has to be cleaned at least once a week, or the dust is too much for me to breathe without massive chest pain. So I volunteered to be the point-man for cleaning detail, only asking my wife to clean when I’m away on business so that I can breathe when I get home.

    So I get home from a two-week trip, only to have her say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t have time to clean. It hasn’t been done since you last did it.” So I said, “I guess you must’ve been pretty busy at work then?” She answered, “No, it’s been really boring. I just go to the gym, go shopping, do some hobby stuff like beading and knitting…no, it’s been slow. But yes, I’ve been busy.”

    Doing what??? Fucking the neighbour?!?

    Lazy cunt.

  4. #4 by ShootmeNow on January 6, 2010 - 2:40 pm

    Shame shit with me, i clean the hold house take a hour on our room ( i work full time she is stay at home facebook cunt and also a stay at home mom) and i tell her for now on when u get change please put shit in the backet or on hangers, fuck that was at least 5 hrs of bitching… anwyays 2 days later you would never know i cleaned it so said to her ‘ i thought i said to keep ur shit clean’ every excuse in the book as to y she could do that, then she pointed to A sock, one of mine and said ‘ thats not in the basket and ur here gettin me in shit, i said to her those are my socks that you where fucking wearing are they not? and even if they where mine there fucking socks no 6 sweaters all you bath towels pants blood stained underwear toilet paper dirty diapers ext ext ext… so what the fuck are we supped to do to keep our sanity@?!?!?!?!??!

  5. #5 by solargizmo on April 3, 2010 - 2:31 am

    My wife sits on the sofa bitching at me for not doing the “jobs that need doing” but wont get off her lazy fat ass to do them herself. She thinks she is so special but everyone knows she is a bitch.

  6. #6 by steamventing on April 4, 2010 - 11:07 am

    oh i’m glad i found this place. the last year my wife thought it would be a great idea to stay home to take care of things and home school our (her) daughter. alright yeah, sounds fine. we’re both in school (her taking two classes for a associates me taking 4 classes for a masters). i also work 40 per week and she would stay at home to home school our daughter and clean right? sounds okay. well, her lazy ass was too busy surfing the damn web or whatever the fuck she does to home school our daughter. we had to put her back in regular school because she was falling behind. alright so now she’s at home all the time right. she’ll have more time to clean right? FUCKING WRONG. the place looks WORSE than before. and i get home on the weekends and between studying and trying to have some time to relax my happy ass gets to clean. all that extra time is now spent on ebay spending the money my ass earns. and if i want to buy a new game or some other shit…don’t even get me fucking started.

  7. #7 by The Dizzle on April 11, 2010 - 7:19 pm

    Hey, Im not going to lie my common law bitch is the bread winner but still she has no excuse for leaving the main bathroom all fucked up. She isn’t putting me through school Im putting myself through school and paying the utility bills with my monthly gov pension. I would put off studying to make time for the kids while she just comes home and go to sleep, what the fuck bitch. What about the kitchen; just leave the dishes in the sink and dont rinse them or nothing. What about the laundry; Wash clothes and just leave them in a pile after they’re dry. People need to learn responsibility. Then the bitch gets on to me for getting on her boys(from the previous marriage) to do chores. We have two bathrooms and the one in the master bed is mine but when guest come over I find my self cleaning up after their mess, clothes, toilet paper, and toothpaste spit all over the sink. People need to learn to clean up after them selves just because I was there after classes doesn’t mean I have to pick up the fucking mess I didn’t make. FUCKING SHIT

  8. #8 by ???????? on April 19, 2010 - 7:05 pm

    It’s a little upsetting to be having diner with your monster-in-law and the “wife” and having the “mother” cracking jokes about how well she taught her “daughter” to help a clean house. I guess that’s what making a man happy is all about.I cleaned up one day and kindly asked to make an effort of 10-15 mins. a day of tiding up.Oh Hell no I hear is I worked all day, I’m tired, I don’t feel well. you name it. wtf

  9. #9 by IMTiredOfThisShit on April 27, 2010 - 6:41 pm

    My wife doesn’t want to do shit at home…she spends countless hours on her laptop! I work 8-5, 5 days a week. She stays at home with the little one. I come home, food isn’t prepared, laundry is not done, etc. The condo is a mess! I’m so tired of telling her what to do! She does nothing constructive. The only reason I’m still with her is because of my daughter…she is the only thing that makes me happy. FML.

  10. #10 by thomasmikado on May 29, 2010 - 3:56 pm

    i work fucking 60 hours a week and when I come home I expect to see a clean house. NO! IT IS SO FUCKING TRASHED!!!!! She does laundry and then she lets it sit in the basket for 3 days then I have fucking wrinkled clothes..That no good lazy ass bitch. At least she fucks like a porn queen……

  11. #11 by shemustbeanassassin on June 5, 2010 - 8:56 am

    I have reactive airway dysfunction syndrome ( a type of irritant induced asthma)and bronchiolitis, both chronic and severe to the point of near fatal exacerbation s and long hospital stays. Though that partly due to years of misdiagnosis and continued work exposure to noxious fumes. Anyway, my wife will not clean shit, save a sink of dishes once or twice a week. Basically enough to point at and claim she did something, I only recently finally convinced her with the help of our doctor to go the fuck outside to smoke, it’s fucking killing me. She has went off over that at least 20 times, wtf.Actually it wasn’t even that so much as my promptly kicking the cat out of the house permanently without discussion when it began spraying and made me ill. I think she may have finally realized smoking ,knowingly, around me is worse and she was next.
    The only cleaning and dusting done in our house is by me, in a respirator. AND I end up sick from it 95% of the time, so it waits until I am getting sick anyway from the disgusting mess. I tried asking my dad who has been married many times,thinking he may know what to do. He figures I am being unreasonable (he lives 1000 miles from here) that I should just offer to help and be patient. I have been patient for 11 years now, somehow I don’t think it’s working.It just gets worse, which I foolishly thought impossible.
    So while she may think she loves me, I become more convinced on a daily basis ,she has no fucking clue what the hell love even is.She has a total fit if I even begin to bring it up, sees only winning an argument as the issue, not that there is nothing to debate. My house and property are paid or, but we are midway in bankruptcy due to thus far denial of compensation of my chronic illness from a specific exposure that was approved-omfg it’s gov (state comp) health care too of sorts.-but that is another can of worms ..i could go on for days.
    So I’m wondering how I will file for divorce..site that she is slowly and methodically killing me or what?lol
    I am seeing that I really have no choice , it’s just a matter of when:(
    I suggest you issue and follow through with “shit or get off the pot” ’s so to speak. It’s not worth it to live with a totally inconsiderate lazy bitch that will most likely never change.Don’t be a dumb ass like me.
    By the way, most women are actually complete slobs, who apparently spend their energy denying that very fact and putting it on men. Just look at almost ANY public restroom for women-OMG.

  12. #12 by NIck on July 5, 2010 - 11:41 am

    What a fucken stupid cunt

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