My Wife Won’t Clean
Too Much Laundry
My wife is a lazy bitch, but you already knew that.
For over a week I have been suffering from sever back pain. I was changing a flat tire on my wife’s car because she’s too lazy to check the tire pressure and I pulled a muscle in my lower back. I don’t have insurance because my bitch wife made me quit my job because I was away from home too much.
Anyway, I thought my back was getting better until my wife want to do a months worth of dirty laundry. That’s right! I’m not kidding. She filled up 5 laundry backs each weighing over 75lbs each. (as much as her one ass cheek.)
I carried the laundry bags to the car and WHAMMO. My back was in pain again.
That’s not all. Not only was my lower back or lumbar hurting, but she dragged me to the laundromat where I sat in a car for 3 damn hours with a sore back. She really pissed me off.
My wife can't keep a house clean
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#1 by David on September 1, 2009 - 4:26 pm
Dude, my bedroom is a mess, I’ll clean it and a week later all of HER cloths are on the floor. It’s sad. Please kill me.
#2 by KillMePlease on November 21, 2009 - 10:54 pm
Brother, I feel you.
I have asthma, which for me is largely triggered by my allergy to dust. To keep from wheezing my ass off, the house has to be cleaned at least once a week, or the dust is too much for me to breathe without massive chest pain. So I volunteered to be the point-man for cleaning detail, only asking my wife to clean when I\’m away on business so that I can breathe when I get home.
So I get home from a two-week trip, only to have her say, \"I\’m sorry, I didn\’t have time to clean. It hasn\’t been done since you last did it.\" So I said, \"I guess you must\’ve been pretty busy at work then?\" She answered, \"No, it\’s been really boring. I just go to the gym, go shopping, do some hobby stuff like beading and knitting…no, it\’s been slow. But yes, I\’ve been busy.\"
Doing what??? Fucking the neighbour?!?
Lazy cunt.
#3 by KillMePlease on November 21, 2009 - 10:55 pm
Brother, I feel you.
I have asthma, which for me is largely triggered by my allergy to dust. To keep from wheezing my ass off, the house has to be cleaned at least once a week, or the dust is too much for me to breathe without massive chest pain. So I volunteered to be the point-man for cleaning detail, only asking my wife to clean when I’m away on business so that I can breathe when I get home.
So I get home from a two-week trip, only to have her say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t have time to clean. It hasn’t been done since you last did it.” So I said, “I guess you must’ve been pretty busy at work then?” She answered, “No, it’s been really boring. I just go to the gym, go shopping, do some hobby stuff like beading and knitting…no, it’s been slow. But yes, I’ve been busy.”
Doing what??? Fucking the neighbour?!?
Lazy cunt.
#4 by ShootmeNow on January 6, 2010 - 2:40 pm
Shame shit with me, i clean the hold house take a hour on our room ( i work full time she is stay at home facebook cunt and also a stay at home mom) and i tell her for now on when u get change please put shit in the backet or on hangers, fuck that was at least 5 hrs of bitching… anwyays 2 days later you would never know i cleaned it so said to her ‘ i thought i said to keep ur shit clean’ every excuse in the book as to y she could do that, then she pointed to A sock, one of mine and said ‘ thats not in the basket and ur here gettin me in shit, i said to her those are my socks that you where fucking wearing are they not? and even if they where mine there fucking socks no 6 sweaters all you bath towels pants blood stained underwear toilet paper dirty diapers ext ext ext… so what the fuck are we supped to do to keep our sanity@?!?!?!?!??!