Sorry I haven’t wrote in a while. I’m up late working my butt off.
But I wanted to say that your comments are amazing. Most of the time when your wife is a bitch, you feel like the only one in the world with a wife that has a mouth that won’t shut the fuck up. Then I would head to a bar drink a few beers and start to look at other broads.
But your comments make me feel that shit isn’t that bad. Some of you guys have it worse than me. So this little tidbit is to thank you all for your comments.
I’m going to keep writing. Cuz shit happens and I need to let it all out here.
So for now, Thank you. I’m going to get drunk this weekend and just let it all out here.
This weekend is a toast to all the guys that have bitch wives.
My wife is constantly complaining- bitching about how fucking hard her life is, how it’s not fair she has to work, the weather, the neighbor not saying “hi” to her…anything and everything is fair game. How hard is it to fucking shut up and realize that you don’t have it that bad? You have a husband that does EVERYTHING around the house, a good job with plenty of opportunities to make more money, great kids, a house etc.
Nope- to hear her, you’d think she was suffering greatly and had to struggle through life. Shut the fuck up bitch and be thankful for what you have.
And then there’s the constant criticizing of whatever I do. Whenever we’re in the car it’s a non-stop bitch about how I’m driving “wrong”- too fast, too slow, wipers aren’t on, wipers are on and shouldn’t be, didn’t turn the corner at the right angle. The list goes on and on. Of course, if it’s such a problem, you’d think she’d drive but oh no. That’s work. It’s best to have the “lower class” (me) do that sort of thing. Walking is also out of the picture. As she’s said before “I don’t do walking”. Lazy bitch.
Same thing at home. I cook, clean, take care of the kids (even when I was working full time) but do I get any thanks? Of course not! There’s always something I’m doing wrong. Again, she won’t do anything herself- it’s just easier for her to have her ass on the couch and bitch non-stop at someone else than to actually DO something.
Fuck- maybe if you actually got up off your ass and did something for once you’d appreciate the work that I do. Of course you won’t do that- that’s just me dreaming.
Bitch.
Ever try to get a compliment out of the bitch? They always ask how their hair is or how that dress looks on them but did they ever say “nice haircut” when you walk in the house after getting one. NO! The selfish bitches always think only of themselves. Well I’ve got news for them, we like a little compliment once in a while to.
You lazy fucking bitch! All week long you do nothing around the house even when you know that the whole family is coming here on saturday for your birthday. All week long you were going to do all this stuff around the house and yet none of it got done. Yesterday’s excuse was “I fell asleep” and now you’re back on the couch sleeping. Well how about you regularly take care of the fucking house while I’m out working my ass off to pay the bills and put food on the table? Gee, don’t you take any pride in your home at all? What the fuck is it with women today that do so very little in the house? They bitch and complain they want so much and yet do nothing to obtain it or reach the goal. Talk about just wanting to have it all handed to you. Guys, here’s some good advice. If when you’re dating you see that her mother’s a lazy slob and she’s a lazy slob, she’ll never change no matter how hard you try.
For some reason I get the impression that I am far from alone in the world. I thought man, I must be the only one out there struggling to pay my bills even though im working 80 hours a week and my lazy ass wife just fucking complains. I don’t know…. Jeeze.. maybe if you did something or got a fucken job things would get better. Nope. youll just complain about me not doing enough and make my life hell a little longer. So now im a former airbourne ranger stuck in marriage with another useless person and no way out. god is there anyone else out there who on most days would rather be struck by lightning when getting out of the car each night just so they don’t have to go through the front door to her bullshit… Iraq was easier to live in…. and that’s saying something….
Holy Fuck! Would it kill you to show some gratitude once, just once? It’s Mothers Day so I got up to cook you breakfast. When you came down instead of saying thanks, you start bitching about how the sausages should be cooked in the oven, the pancakes are being put on the griddle “wrong”, and that I’m making too much noise with the kids and that you should still be asleep. Then you bugger off back to bed so I get to tend to the kids AND still somehow get you breakfast in bed. When you get it, you eat it and not even a mumble of thanks. Ungrateful bitch, why do I even bother? It’s not worth the effort.
You hit the nail on the head Al. If I don’t compliment my wife on her new haircut, clothes, the rare time she actually cooks or cleans then it’s my balls served on a platter. Of course, my haircuts, clothes, and general work to keep the house in presentable order go ignored and that’s fine. Fucking bitches need to learn to be grateful and understand that the odd compliment goes a long way.
My wife also bitches about wanting everything, but not wanting to DO anything about it. She actually was bitching the other day about how we needed to find a way to get rich quick ( and searched the Internet to find some sort of magic solution) but gave up when there wasn’t anything that fit her requirement to remain on her ass. See, Darling, there’s a little thing called “work”. The vast majority of successful people do a lot of it in order to get wealthy. Try it sometime.
My wife cannot be pleased, at least not by me. Last year for mother’s day, I gave her a card and a gift from the kids. As soon as she had me away from the kids, she starts tearning into me about how I don’t do the “everyday” things for this too mean anything, and the gift is too little too late. (I was in a bad situation at work and had to work approx 80 hrs per week for over a year.) The card and gift were nothing outrageous, but they were all I had the time/money for. This year, I’ve tried being super nice to her and bought her a new set of furniture and a card from the kids. Her response: She starts crying. Not because she’s happy, but because she didn’t like the style of the furniture and that I should consult her first before ever making such a large purchase! She was actually mad at me. WTF! I bring in way more than my share of the income, work way more hours than her, and if I don’t spend enough on her, I’m not considerate. If I spend too much, it’s a bad purchase and I shouldn’t have bought it. I also have to beg for sex about once a month. Are you F#$King somebody else? Wouldn’t be the first, or SECOND time that’s happened. And you act so nice when other people are around like you’re just the sweetest person ever. I guess it worked. You fooled me into marrying you. To my bitch wife: Please tell me what the HELL I can ever do to make you happy?!!! I know that’s a rhetorical question to which the answer is absolutely nothing. Well I’m sick of swallowing my pride for you precious. It’s going to get mighty cold in the house for awhile.