My Wife Is Always Bitching
Hey you have the same problem that I have. My wife is a bitch and she never shuts up.
So what do I do to shut her up. I don’t do a thing. I wait until she goes to sleep and then I have my night out.
I fell much better when I do the following things.
- I’ll go to a local bar and hit on younger women.
- I’ll go to a strip club and get some of that “knee-lovin.”
- I’ll get a 12 pack of beer, get fucked up and flirt with hot women online.
- I’ll get so wasted from drinking beer that I’ll piss all over her clothes.
These are just a few things I do to make me happy. Knowing deep down inside that you get your bitchy wife back is amazing.
You hold all that agression inside…let it go. Have some fun. Cheat on her, you’ll fee much better. Believe me. I know.
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If you are that unhappy then you should get divorced. You should not compare yourself to your grandparents. In 1900, the average person married around age 20 and died before age 50. “Death do us part” was a 30 year “life sentence.” If you marry at age 30 and live to 80 then you do a fifty year sentence. It is much better to marry more than once than to stick it out with someone that you no longer love or respect.
Why did men marry? It is because we wanted to be certain that the children that we were raising were probably ours. In this age of DNA testing, this is no longer at issue. If you want a child, then marriage is not necessary. The courts will compel you to provide child support anyway.
What is the answer? Serial monogamy. Marriages should come with an expiration date with an option to renew similar to a military service commitment. Five years seems about right to me. If all is well, then you can “reenlist” for another five years. As with military service, both parties would have to be in agreement. This analogy also extends to children. Two married service people have to have a care plan for their children documented in advance in case one or both are called for duty.
This would solve a lot of problems. Each party enters the marriage with their own assets. Anything earned during the five years is divided equally at the end. Child care is addressed by a parenting plan.
Would I remarry my current wife of 17 years? I would probably have renewed until now. I am not certain that I would renew at the 20 year mark. My wife stopped working when our child was born. She does nothing but complain about how difficult her life is and how I am not helpful. I find this amusing as I work one full time and two part time jobs.
Let us change the law. The time has come for renewable marriage contracts.
you are both idiots! If you love someone then great get married. Most of us get married because we have unconditional love for one another, kind of the same way you have love for your children.
Chances are if you are married then you being the “man” proposed to your wife and the rest is history. Point being if she was so happy to say yes and accept you as her husband, what happened? You have obviously done something destructive to your relationship to cause your wife so much anger. You also clearly have no respect for your wife nor yourself by the actions you have described. Divorce is the easy way out, however you two did not get married for convenience, I am sure there was love there. You took a vow and you should stick with it. If you enlist into the military, you would not be able to decide you are unhappy and just up and leave so I believe the same holds true with a marriage. You took a vow, regardless of how long people used to live, thankfully modern medicine has helped us live longer so you should be thankful to have more time with her.
You should figure it out! If you can throw away a marriage, a vow to god or whatever you believe in, you would have no word of your own and you would not be one to be trusted. Figure it out man. Be an adult. That is what big people do when they have big people problems.
To the other idiot…you’re just a dumb ass! You do not sign an agreement for a marriage. You get married because you want to spend your entire life with that person. If that is not a feeling that you feel when dating someone, do not propose! It is that simple. Things change and so do people but when you have issues as a couple, you need to just work on them together as a couple. Over time you become closer almost as one person. Ask any old married couple how happy they are in there marriage, couples that have been together for 40+ years and they will all have the same answer. They are all still happily in love with one another and they will also tell you that they have had plenty ups and downs along the way but could not imagine life without each other. Think about it, most cases when people are married for that long and one of them dies, whether it be him or her, the other one usually dies very quickly after. Talking less than a year from being lonely and missing there spouse. Look up the statistics.
Neither one of you have to comment back and I know that this is an old post but hopefully you can still see this and it adds insight. Grow up guys and make the shit work with your wife. Whatever the problem is, fix it! Think back and remember, one day you thought she was worth it. She probably still is! Just think about it!
Um Dave?
You’re in the wrong house.
I sense that you’re pissed at your wife but afraid t say so.
If you’re too chickenshit to admit what you problems are, then shut the hell up.
You don’t have to reply, because I suspect you’re an idiot.
Just think about it.
I am surely not the idiot here, I also have no issues with my wife. On that note, if I did i certainly would not be blasting it all over the net. I have a healthy relationship and am always willing to give advice. Most of the time I do no even comment but when I came across this posting I was compelled because of the arrogant nature of the topic.
Maybe if you have an issue with your wife you should talk to a counselor or YOUR WIFE dumb ass. You are really not going to get much useful advice online. Maybe you are just bi polar or some other type of manic.
Posting this kind of shit online, then trying to start fighting with the only logical person on this blog just makes you look like an idiot. If I offended you by any means in my last post then maybe you should pull out a dictionary and look up the big words because you’re an idiot. Nothing I wrote was in an offensive nature nor was it wrote because I have an issue with my wife. Well good luck dumb ass, maybe next time you wont ask her to marry you and you wont be having the issues you are having. I don’t even know you and I can see why your wife hates you. Good luck.
BTW get the dictionary! It would be a whole new world for you!
Dave,
Here is the definition:
Idiot, Definition:
1: characterized by idiocy
2: showing complete lack of thought or common sense : foolish
-You say you get along with your wife, but your trolling a “mywifeisabitch” site.
-You say you are offering advice… no one here wants your advice, Dave.
- you claim to have all the answers, being the “only logical person” on this site
You are being foolish, bordering on idiotic.
You are still in the wrong house.
You are either:
- a narrow minded, naive, churchy-type, who thinks he has all the answers and cannot control himself from sharing his regrettable wisdom;
-a 16-24 year-old girl who does not know any better; or,
- a bitch (or possibly somebody’s bitch).’
I have not decided yet.
Your in the wrong place, Dave. No one is visiting this site for your help. Perhaps you can start your own site, and call it “Dave’s fucked-up opinion.”
See how many hits you get.
And-if you did not get it yet,
Your in the wrong house, Dave.
Like I wrote above if you put your reading glasses on, I usually DO NOT COMMENT but this time felt compelled due to the nature of the comment. If its on the web, I can comment just like you. Glad you got the dictionary, did you see your picture there? If I was not meant to comment the button would not be there. Grow up dude! No one is here to start a fight. I dont have all the answers and never claimed to! I simply added MY opinion to an ongoing conversation. If you dont like it just ignore it. You want to talk about bitch? Atleast I can make a marriage work. Just because I am looking at websites of this nature does not mean that I have an issue. Some people, (maybe not dick heads like you) are out there looking for advice. Thank god you do not have to profile people as a career because you have got me all wrong. You probably fail just as bad at life as you do in your marriage. Stop trying to be a tough guy and just take that old piece of shit 38 you got, put a bullet in it and put it to your head. Unfortunatley for you it seems that you can not comprehend what you are reading and taking offense to something not worth taking offense to, like an opinion! Either you should get yourself an education or just end it so there is not one more unproductive member of society. I am sure you are going to come back at me with something like, “I have a job man I make a million a year and have a big house and nice cars!” but really you dont have shit, so lets end the conversation here and stop the shit so you can figure out your shit.
Like I wrote above if you put your reading glasses on, I usually DO NOT COMMENT but this time felt compelled due to the nature of the comment. If its on the web, I can comment just like you. Glad you got the dictionary, did you see your picture there? If I was not meant to comment the button would not be there. Grow up dude! No one is here to start a fight. I dont have all the answers and never claimed to! I simply added MY opinion to an ongoing conversation. If you dont like it just ignore it. You want to talk about bitch? Atleast I can make a marriage work. Just because I am looking at websites of this nature does not mean that I have an issue. Some people, (maybe not dick heads like you) are out there looking for advice. Thank god you do not have to profile people as a career because you have got me all wrong. You probably fail just as bad at life as you do in your marriage. Stop trying to be a tough guy and just take that old piece of shit 38 you got, put a bullet in it and put it to your head. Unfortunatley for you it seems that you can not comprehend what you are reading and taking offense to something not worth taking offense to, like an opinion! Either you should get yourself an education or just end it so there is not one more unproductive member of society. I am sure you are going to come back at me with something like, \"I have a job man I make a million a year and have a big house and nice cars!\" but really you dont have shit, so lets end the conversation here and stop the shit so you can figure out your shit.
lol,
Dave, you are so uptight, I can hear your tiny little brain popping from here.
You are correct that you have a right to post here.
You are not correct in calling yourself the only voice of reason and logic. And- judging by how pissed you are- I think the profile hit too close to your home.
Good luck with the aneurysm.
Me posting that I am the only voice of reason is not that far fetched seeing that you have one guy posting that he likes to piss on his wifes clothes, which you have to admit is really far out there, also then you have someone posting that there should be a “renewable marriage contract” that is just as rediculous, not that there opinions are not valid. Thing is my point is not that I know the answers to anything. It is simply that if you marry someone, wheather you ask her or she asks you, you both agree. Marriage is supposed to be forever, not something that can be thrown away. Thats all I am saying. I should not have called them dumb asses or idots, fine, for the sake of conversation I was expressing what a marriage is. How can you agree that pissing on your wifes clothes is ok? It is disrespectful and just wrong. Also when you marry someone, the plan is to spend the rest of your life with that person. If you feel that it is something that should not be forever, just don’t get married. Let common law take place where you can walk away at anytime. Marriage is not required to live nor is it required to live happy. Is that not logical? Is it not more logical than telling folks to piss on her clothes or cheat? I think you are a smart guy. I am not saying you have to agree with my opinions but they are mine and they are very logical, especially after reading the other comments above. That is the reason I am saying I am the most logical one here. Just because you do not agree does not mean that it is not true. I personally do not care what happens in someone elses relationship but I have the right to comment in anyway I want on a public website. That is the best part of surfing the net. I also do not need to explain myself as to why I came across this web page. I can assure you that it is not because I am having a problem with my wife. My marriage is fine. No aneurysm here either. Thanks for your concern though. We do not have to continue this conversation because we are clearley not going to see eye to eye and clearley all we seem to be doing is bashing eachother and not making any sense about the topic at hand. Just because you do not agree with me or I do not agree with you does not mean that either one of us is wrong because they are simply our opinions. So why don’t we leave it alone, and leave the bashing at bay. Good luck in your marriage, hopefully it does work out for you, whatever you guys decide to do.
Hi Dave.
Thanks.
It’s kind of stressy here too.
I agree that pissing on your wife’s clothes is unsettling. I must have missed that post. I’ll actually entertain the idea of non-monogamous marriages, though. There are a lot of guys here throwing out all sorts of ideas because they are frustrated and, really, where in society can guys just go on and vent without being harrassed?
Good luck,
Bman
I agree and I was not trying to harass anyone by any means. I never looked threw the other posts to be honest. The thing is, both me and my wife where sitting on the couch surfing google out of sheer boredom and we typed something in and checked the first blog that popped up. The story about why we typed in the phrase “why is my wife always bitching” came from a text message I received, so i said “I’ll google it” when I did, this is what popped up as the very first blog. I did not expect to see what i saw. I agree men should be able to vent. They are only opinions, I guess I shouldn’t have been so hard but those where my opinions.