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My bitch wife can’t manage money.
Today was the ultimate day. I took my son to football practice, when I came back the electricity was out.
I went down to the basement and checked all the circut breakers and fuses. They all checked out okay.
Then I went back to the house and checked the electric meter. It had a red tag on it.
I never saw a bill or a shut-off notice from the electric company.
When my bitch wife got home from work I asked her where the electric bill was. Then she told me that we had a shut off notice that came in the mail last week. She never told me about it.
I was furious. I went downtown to pay the electric company cash to turn on the lights. I thought I would have to only pay about $150 to get the bill current. To my dismay, the total bill was $239.36. I was even more furious because I only had 180 dollars cash on me.
I tried to talk to the customer service lady at the electric company but she wouldn’t turn the power on unless I PAID THE ENTIRE AMOUNT.
I’m pissed off and furious that my wife can’t manage a penny. If she would have told me about this, I would have paid the bill before the lights got shut off.
Now I tried to explain to her that she should have told me about the disconnection notice, but that turned into a big argument. She’s a total puta.
I wanted to stuff her mouth with the bill and let her eat it but I have to live there. It’s 89 degrees tonight.
So I took my son to my mom’s house so he can be cool sleeping tonight. I’m on her computer writing this. I’m about to go back home and face this bitch again. I”m sure she’ll be sleeping.
I have to get some flashlight batteries.
BIYOTCH! (As snoop dog would say. )
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#1 by birdman on October 30, 2009 - 12:00 pm
my wifes the same way. she worked at a bank for years and every month she would get overdraft notices.keep in mind i pay all the bills,she played with all her money and still spent more than she had.90% of my money goes to the bills so i kept 10% for myself and still never overdrafted my account. i used to ask her “how the hell can you manage peoples money at the bank but you cant manage your own?” she got fired from the bank earlire this year. i wasnt surprised
#2 by MIKE on November 15, 2009 - 6:09 pm
YOU GUYS HAVE IT MADE. MY BITCH HAS MY HOUSE IN FORCLOSURE, GOT MY WAGES GARNISHED AND GOT MY TRUCK REPOSESSED. AND I AM THE ASSHOLE FOR GETTING PISSED OFF
#3 by birdman on December 2, 2009 - 8:03 am
update** i just found out my wife maxed out my emergency use only credit card. 4000$!
and she spent it on make-up and fake cosmetic jewlery.stupid fuckin bitch! i told her she has to get a job and pay me back.after im repaid im thinking about divorce before i end up like mike above.
even though i want to choke her till she blacks out i decided to just keep my composure and work thru this like adults.my wife calls me the day after i found out she maxed out my credit card bitchin and said i treat her like im her father and not her husband!! i asked her what she wanted me to do beat her when i get home?? will i then feel like a husband to you? and the stupid bitch said yes!!!!!!
its official,women are stupid cunts that need to be beat by a man to feel like a woman.i just wished the law allowed it.
#4 by Johnny Knoxville on January 11, 2010 - 7:15 pm
My wife is about this fucking stupid. Since before we were married I have tried to encourage her to develop healthy bill payment, check book use strategies. To this day, she still gets late fees and overdrafts because she can’t pay fucking bills on time. When I try to discuss, it always turns into an argument like I am fucking wrong. BITCH, I AM NOT FUCKING WRONG. It is not a matter of money not being in the accounts either, it is a matter of her being a lazy, procrastinating, irresponsible selfish bitch. I want a fucking divorce (for many reasons more than this) but we have a child on the way. I have been married before, you would think I would have learned my lesson. Guess not. Fuck me and the horse I rode in on.
#5 by Johnny Knoxville on January 11, 2010 - 7:16 pm
My wife is about this fucking stupid. Since before we were married I have tried to encourage her to develop healthy bill payment, check book use strategies. To this day, she still gets late fees and overdrafts because she can’t pay fucking bills on time. When I try to discuss, it always turns into an argument like I am fucking wrong. BITCH, I AM NOT FUCKING WRONG. It is not a matter of money not being in the accounts either, it is a matter of her being a lazy bi-polar procrastinating irresponsible selfish bitotch. I want a fucking divorce (for many reasons more than this) but we have a child on the way. I have been married before, you would think I would have learned my lesson. Guess not. Fuck me and the horse I rode in on.
#6 by Ben on January 24, 2010 - 9:30 am
Yeah I feel the same way about mine, she’s a real nailer, a real hard hitter
#7 by derniekk on February 2, 2010 - 8:55 am
Anyone else married to a control freak ! I cant fucking take a shit without being told Im doing it wrong!
#8 by abused on February 8, 2010 - 8:55 pm
yes my wife wants to controll everything from the radio in the car to the brand of underwear i wear she even tries to tell me how im doing somthing wrong of things that i have been doing for years and wich she knows nothing about and besides all that she thinks that sex is for\" teenagers\" and were not teenagers anymore so get over it she says.
#9 by Benjamin GONSALVES on July 13, 2010 - 3:04 am
My wife is a banker and always tired when back home.No time to fuck even every two months.What should I do leave her?I got two kids.
#10 by JJCooLL on July 17, 2010 - 9:24 pm
You guys don’t know the meaning of the word. My bitch rides my ass constantly about the most stupid, inconsequential things. Today it was so hot in our bathroom and she was doing her hair that I went to a spare bathroom to shave. She got pissed that I “dirtied” up the sink in the guest bathroom. I’ll have you know that I wiped it out and left nothing in the way of mess. We haven’t fucked in two years and I need to get my head examined!