What fucking day. For the past two days my bitch wife has been on my ass. I asked her what she wanted for mother’s day and she said “nothing.”
So because she is a good mother to our son, I gave her cash because she’s picky and everything I buy for her…she returns.
We’ll about an hour ago we got into an arguement. She said giving her money is not a gift. I told her she could buy all she wants with the money. She threw the money in my face and left.
See… she hasn’t worked since we moved to Florida. I got a job in 4 days of being here. But because this bitch is so picky she still hasn’t worked she withdrew her 401k from her last job and bought a car she can’t afford to register. It’s costly to get plates on a car in Florida.
Anyway she said the money I gave her was for the plates and not a gift. That’s bullshit. I work 3 jobs to support this family. I don’t expect anything in return but peace and quiet and some respect.
Well now I have had it. My wife is truely a bitch.
When a broad says she doesen’t anything…don’t get her shit. Watch her complain when she really does’nt get anything. Insane.
So guess what honey? I’m taking the money you threw at me and I’m going to blow it at the casino. I might use it to move the hell out and get a broad that knows when to shut the fuck up.
Why should I get her anything? She’s not my mother anyway.
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Hey man why don’t you START being a total asshole to her, like today.
Do things that you know will make her go ballistic, no cheating or beating or any shit like that. Like, buying some shit that only YOU will use like some nice clothes or new sunglasses or some cigars, but when she comes asking for money for HERSELF to buy plates or shoes or clothes or some fucking random shit, tell her off. Or, you know, splill some shit in her car like milk or beer or tomato sauce and refuse to clean it up until she learns to stop being a bitch. Trust me, she will become the nicest wifey in the world. And just check if she is not cheating on you already, bitches cheat a lot.
Best of luck man.
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I can relate.
Our child is just over 2 weeks old today. I got up extra early today and was planning to head into town to pickup my wife a present from our child. To make along story short, “it isnt good enough since you didnt have it already”
really? wtf.
So i tell her , your daughter wanted to get you new flowers for your porch, and she couldnt have them sitting around so she asked me to go get them this morning. guess what. “I thought you would have came up with someting better”
are you fucking kidding me?
Hi Adam!
No shit?
Your daughter should buy you a case of nice imported beer, that Mommy cannot drink due to breastfeeding, then she should buy Mommy a nice big bag of manure for being such a bitchy mommy.
Good Luck with your princess wife.
You sound nice. I don’t buy anything for my wife on mommy’s day. She’s not my mom. Hell, she’s barely a wife.
Hope you get lots of 1-1 time with baby daughter.
I’ve been married to my wife a long time and NOTHING I ever do on Mother’s Day is good enough.
I am under a huge deadline on a second job I picked up to make some extra money for the family and it was due today. I took my daughter to a softball tournament this weekend (up at 5 both mornings to get her to the fields all day) and knew this weekend would be a tough one so I went out and bought her a bracelet, flowers, and card from the kids nice and early since it would be so busy.
Anyhow even after being dead tired and knowing I needed to work on this project we went on a Mother’s Day Picnic for dinner (I ran after our toddler the whole time so she could sit on her ass) and then took her to the movies (even though I protested a little) since I “hadn’t spent any time with her on Mother’s Day.”
So a little after midnight I am working on my computer and she is ready for bed so I tell her “Happy Mother’s Day” one last time. She has the fucking nerver to tell me that I am a dick because I haven’t told her how amazing she is as mother, etc… just simply “Happy Mother’s Day.”
I lost my shit a little bit after that, but ended up apologizing to her only because she continued to bitch at me an dI had to finish this project.
I stayed up until almost 4AM finishing it and wish I had enough energy left over from all this to pack my shit up and leave. I just love my kids too much.
I\’ve been married to my wife a long time and NOTHING I ever do on Mother\’s Day is good enough.
I am under a huge deadline on a second job I picked up to make some extra money for the family and it was due today. I took my daughter to a softball tournament this weekend (up at 5 both mornings to get her to the fields all day) and knew this weekend would be a tough one so I went out and bought her a bracelet, flowers, and card from the kids nice and early since it would be so busy.
Anyhow even after being dead tired and knowing I needed to work on this project we went on a Mother\’s Day Picnic for dinner (I ran after our toddler the whole time so she could sit on her ass) and then took her to the movies (even though I protested a little) since I \"hadn\’t spent any time with her on Mother\’s Day.\"
So a little after midnight I am working on my computer and she is ready for bed so I tell her \"Happy Mother\’s Day\" one last time. She has the fucking nerver to tell me that I am a dick because I haven\’t told her how amazing she is as mother, etc… just simply \"Happy Mother\’s Day.\"
I lost my shit a little bit after that, but ended up apologizing to her only because she continued to bitch at me an dI had to finish this project.
I stayed up until almost 4AM finishing it and wish I had enough energy left over from all this to pack my shit up and leave. I just love my kids too much.
Hi A2– No Shit?
I think you should just give it up. Toss the kids a $10.00 bill, drop them off at Target for 20 minutes, and Mommy gets whatever they buy. You’ve got 1 hell of a bitch there.
Mine is getting all bitchy with me. I’ve told her not to do it. She tends to bitch at me when she is stressed, which seems to happen at the same time that I need to focus on my stuff (sounds like yours)
Have fun with your kids and please stop apologizing to the bitchy one. Did she apologize for having you stay up till 4AM?
Bitches