My wife had a family emergency last week. So, she was in Florida for a week. I held down the fort for a while with my son and I.
When my wife comes back from Florida, I make things easier for her by doing some stuff around the house. I cooked, I cleaned, I pampered her.
Pile of Laundry
Well yesterday (Sunday) I asked her to do one simple thing for me. I asked her to go around the house and find my son’s school clothes because I’m having trouble finding them. She says “Ok honey. I’ll look for them.”
Well it’s Monday (Columbus Day) and my son’s school clothes are nowhere to be found.
I asked her to just do one thing. That was it. Simple. Now there is school tomorrow for my son and I have a pile of clothes to wash but none of his school clothes are in the laundry.
WTF?? Can you just do one thing? I haven’t asked you do anything for a while and when I ask for a simple task, you can’t do it.
Yesterday, I cleaned, cooked, and took care of everything while my wife sat on her ass and played games on Facebook all day.
Pretty annoying and unfair.
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#1 by birdman on October 30, 2009 - 11:39 am
“”Yesterday, I cleaned, cooked, and took care of everything while my wife sat on her ass and played games on Facebook all day.”"
let me guess …..FARMTOWN??
my wife cant figure out how to use a computer to find out where a tornado is when warnings are sounded but she can just about beat farmtown on facebook.biggest waste of fuckin time!!theres REAL cloths that needs washed,REAL food that needs cookied and a ton of other REAL things that always needs tended to but she too busy picking fake fruit from fake trees so they dont go bad!!!! WTF?
#2 by mike on November 1, 2009 - 6:18 pm
Why are you cooking and cleaning? Don’t you work outside the home. If you both work outside the home then you should share the work at home, if not then the one at home should do the house work. Stop your bitching…if you want something done right then do it yourself.
#3 by AlphaOmega on November 18, 2009 - 12:14 pm
My GF who has 3 kids with someone else went from being productive and in touch with her kids to being a lazy, slob, nasty, foul mouthed, unemployed waste who does nothing but play 2nd Life on the computer I bought for her. Everything in the house is dirty, cheap and broken like our relationship. The other day she was having cyber sex in the living room and all of her kids could hear it. Naturally, her kids have no respect for me and since they have no rules thanks to their mom, it is beyond my abilities to do anything about it. Now I have to get money together in order to get out of this nut house and start over yet again…
You are not alone!
#4 by KillMePlease on November 21, 2009 - 10:28 pm
You and I both, brother. How the hell do they figure Facebook is more important than real life? Let me tell you a short story, if you’ll indulge me.
My wife and I are both avid wannabe-chefs. After our wedding, on our first day at home as a married couple, we went shopping for groceries to make our first dinner together as husband and wife. This was particularly noteworthy because we’d never lived together before we were married. Throughout the shopping trip we spoke about how marvellous it would be to make our first meal as a married couple, and how we’d enjoy cooking together that night in what was now “our” home, and what a milestone event it was. How quickly those sentiments were forgotten…
After unpacking the groceries, she proceeded upstairs to (presumably) get ready for making dinner. After about twenty minutes I got impatient and started the prep work. Roughly an hour later, I had all the prep done and went upstairs to hurry her up. “It’s all set, we can start cooking anytime you’re ready,” I called out to her. She replied, “Sounds great.” Nothing further. So I went back to the kitchen, expecting her to follow me.
I started cooking the food after waiting another 30 minutes without her showing up. By this time I was starving and dinner was over two hours late for all the waiting. Once everything was plated and on the table, I called up to her, “Dinner’s ready, if you have the time!”
She came downstairs bewildered at the way I’d announced dinner. I said, “I waited as long as I could, but since you showed no signs of being ready to cook, I went ahead without you. So much for making our first meal as a married couple!” Jaw agape, she replied, “I though you were going to cook for me tonight! Why didn’t you say something earlier?!?” Grrr…
It turns out that while I’d been waiting for her, she’d been spending the entire time on Facebook posting photos and comments about our wedding (to brag about how she was now married) and lost track of time!! She had no interest whatsoever in BEING married, the only thing she wanted was to GET married!!
And hence it started, a life that soon proved to me that I’m nothing to her but a source of a ring and a baby. I’ve thus spent the rest of our (likely-to-be-short) marriage competing with Facebook for her time. And losing.
Fuck Facebook.
#5 by The Old Ball and Chain on December 12, 2009 - 10:42 am
I am so glad I’m not the only husband in this situation. I’ve been with my wife for six years dating and we just recently (6 mo. ago) got married. She seems like a completely different person now. She used to be well organized and a hard worker. Now she bitches and complains about every little thing and doesn’t do a damn thing herself.
I feel your pain on the facebook thing…if I’m working around the house or doing homework she will get on facebook and never get off for the rest of the night and then bitch and moan that I don’t spend any time with her. She can’t stay off of her damn computer long enough to sit and watch a movie with me.
I’m in this thing for the long haul but she is driving me f***ing nuts!
#6 by Matt on December 15, 2009 - 10:58 am
Why are you in it for the long haul? I think as men we tend to put too much into being “men” and doing what we have to. Well guess what men, time to take care of ourselves for a change. I’m not saying rush out and bang 15 chicks like tiger but I am saying don’t take the shit. I stop my wife as soon as a discussion progresses to a bitch and walk out. I simply won’t put up with it anymore and she’s starting to figure that out. I have a wonderful little daughter and I’ll be damned if she grows up to think men are for taking advantage of. If a man and wife work as a team then they can’t go wrong, when either strays from that dedication then you are doomed.
#7 by poopypoopyhead1 on March 1, 2010 - 3:56 pm
you sound like my wife, Bitch. No offense.
#8 by Charlie on March 27, 2010 - 1:47 pm
Pile that bitches cloths up in the living room, whip out your dick and piss all over her shit. I bet she does laundry now!
#9 by pissed off on March 31, 2010 - 7:38 am
I hear some common ideas here…
AT my house I cook, clean, and do laundry, pretty much all the household chores. We own a farm and I do ALL the farm chores even though we both have jobs.
She comes home, puts her stuff in a pile and sits her ass on the couch and watches TV or spends time on the computer. If I even mention a “fair” distribution of labour she flies off the handle. I have stopped even trying to get her to do her share as it cause way more grief than if I simply do it myself. A vicious trap it seems!
This is my second marriage if you can believe it!
I am an idiot!
#10 by unknown on April 20, 2010 - 12:43 pm
my wife is such a bitch. always wining and yelling about shit, i guess thats why i cum in her mouth when she passes out
#11 by Maniacal Being on April 22, 2010 - 9:38 pm
What the hell should i do? I turned my life around from being a washed up “street person” (drugs, alcohol, whores,etc.) and now Im 3 classes from having a degree. The bitch thinks Im the same person and doesn’t agree with me exercising, getting a haircut, working at certain places etc.etc. (recently mad because I applied at a Gym for employment.) She also got mad because I told my parents her and my sister were doing the ole crack pipe together, like I told the whole world, gee. If I were to confront them I would’ve smashed their faces and went to jail, who else was I to turn to after being betrayed. Something is telling me stick it out till my child is old enough but damn, the bitch is a fuckin bitch who brings up past crimes when Ive done a complete 180. What will she think when I start at the school district around female teachers? We have a kid together who I raised for the past few years, where we are the light of each others life. I cant just leave out the door anymore. We split and got back together three times since having the baby and now I think I should stay at my own place and let nature take its course after the last fight, I proved her wrong and now she is acting like nothing happened. We aren’t married and Im on child support, its just the fact she is the bread winner and now I would be on my own with limited funds till I get financially set in a couple months. Should I wait till then or what?
#12 by denver miserable on July 9, 2010 - 9:12 pm
2 great kids and a cunt flight attendant. great to have be gone on flights to get time away. everytime she came back she expected the place to be spotless which i did forher…She never even thanked me for that but seem to expect it. Now 5 years later i pay 2 audi car payments and the entire 2500 mortgage payment while she stays at home with the kids even tho i never agrred for her to stay at home longer than 6 months. Now I am not earning much money to support it, and she doesnt care..
#13 by robert guilliams on July 16, 2010 - 7:13 pm
wow
#14 by still in hell on July 16, 2010 - 7:15 pm
yes I know what you mean
#15 by Can't Wait to Die on July 17, 2010 - 2:02 pm
The bitch can’t feel right about our marriage unless she’s reduced me to a heap of ash. Just because her first husbdna JOHN D. is a WORTHLESS SCUMBAG RAPIST WHO OUGHT TO BE KILLED REAL SLOWLY. HER KIDS? SPOILED LITTLE BASTARDS. ANYTIME YOU TELL THEM TO KNOCK OFF THEIR BEHAVIOR YOU’RE CALLED AN ABUSER. I NEVER HAVE ABUSED A KID AND NEVER WILL, BUT HERE ARE TWO LITTLE PECKERHEADS THAT SO RICHLY DESERVE IT!
#16 by Can't Wait to Die on July 17, 2010 - 2:04 pm
no woman is worth this bullshit.
#17 by kiplinger on July 20, 2010 - 8:27 pm
Well, now you know how she feels everyday when she does all the house chores. Your wife isn’t a bitch, you are just bitchy yourself.
#18 by bob on July 25, 2010 - 2:53 am
Hey!!! Your wife sounds like my wife. My wife is a stupid bitch who hasn’t done shit for me since we got married except make my life hell. I been paying all her bills for 4 years, and she can’t even do a damn load of laundry in return. She also has the audacity to bitch me out when I want to sleep in till 10am. I work 5 days a week for 12 hours a day, and I just wanna sleep in one day. ONE DAMN DAY! 1 DAY A WEEK! IS IT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK?!?!? Christ almighty she makes me wanna pull my hair out. I keep asking myself, “Why the hell did you marry this bitch?” and I keep finding myself without answer. All she wants to do is sit around playing that fucking Farmville game and bitch that I don’t do enough around the house. EXCEPT PAY ALL THE DAMN BILLS AND MAKE SURE WE HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE, COOK, CLEAN, TAKE CARE OF OUR PETS, not to mention pick up her fucking messes on top of it. She wont even fucking make the bed when she gets up at 1 in the afternoon. And kiplinger, shut the fuck up.