Whatever I do is never enough. I don’t really like doing the housekeeping so I’ll fix or repair stuff that breaks in the house.

The other day I had to repair the refrigerator. The freezer wasn’t working. I moved the refrigerator took it apart and cleaned all the dust near the compressor and it worked properly again.

Then I had to put a new battery in my wife’s car.

I can fix everything in the house but it’s not enough. I’ll still hear that loud mouth bitching and complaining to no end.

When the old lady comes home from work. I go straight to the bed room and stay away from this bitch.

If it weren’t for knocking her up, I wouldn’t be with her.

She dosen’t appreciate a damn thing I do.

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