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Hi, I’m Joe. (of course that is not my real name.)
My wife is a bitch. I stated this site to moan and groan about my wife. Right now. My wife and I are separated together, but she is still a bitch.
I want you guys to comment on my site and get out your frustration. You don’t have to keep it clean. Be as nasty as you want to be. I’m sick of keeping quiet. I’m using this site to let it all out.
Thanks guys
For the gals, if you want to comment go right ahead too. I don’t discriminate. It’s all good.
Love people that love to vent.
#1 by Chuckchizzle on September 10, 2009 - 3:53 pm
This is the site I need!!!! here we go!!!
My wife is such a fucking bitch.
she lets all of her Church friends tell her how to live and how to do this and that.
my bitch Is always nagging me about money.
bitch YOU wanted to stay at home and be a stay at home parent If you would work we could have more money.
Bitch don’t get mad at me when i talk about my friends who have wives that work and they are doing better then us money wise..they are doing better couse they both work!! and the burden is not just on the husband.
we need this we need that..well work and we can get this and that.
talking shit about buying a new house we will never get a new house if you dont wanna work.
when the kids turn 18 im going to take my savings,put your non working ass in an apartment pay all of your shit off for 6 months now have a coke and a smile and leave me alone.so i can find i woman that wants to work and put our money together to do great things.
i could go on for hours..but im not.
thanks
anybody feel where im comming from?
#2 by Brandon on October 9, 2009 - 7:06 pm
Today is my day off. And today my best friend and his wife had a baby. So, I thought I’d drop by this morning and send along our congrats – because that’s what a friend would do. After which, another friend (a bit of a father in my life, though unrelated) called and asked if I could meet him for coffee because he REALLY needed my ear. So I called you know who, and got a bit of the cold shoulder. But, whatever…turns out, my older bud found out yesterday he has a severe case of prostate cancer, and they expect that it has spread to his bones and possibly other organs. So I had an hour long conversation with him, after which we prayed (’cause again – that’s what a buddy does) and then I called my wife. BRRRRR. I also have a long-standing 2nd Friday of every month lunch meeting with some friends of mine who are in the same profession. We hang out to sharpen skills, share advice, and basically be good friends. After that meeting, I called my wife, told her all about my three meetings, and she’s been a bitch all day. I asked why. Her answer, “I really needed you to get toilet paper.” Excuse me? Toilet paper? I work hard so you can have a second car, and you don’t work at all you fuckin’ stay at homer. Maybe if you would get a clue, or a shopping list you could get your own god-dammed toilet paper. Or better yet…send me a text. I’m not an asshole. I’ll get the paper for you, but I DON’T READ MINDS. Yeah, my wife is a fuckin’ bitch. I get this shit all the time, and if it weren’t for the amazing kids I have…we’d be done with.
#3 by Chad on October 9, 2009 - 10:43 pm
That was awesome Joe. Thank you, you totally understand. I took my bitch out for a nice camping trip this weekend and I can be damned if she did not metaphorically take a shit on it for me every step of the way. What an ass I must be for taking my first vacation for two years, spending hours making sure everything was perfect, running up my credit card on shit she need and then getting treated like second rate dog meat. I mean gosh, that was fucking priceless.
#4 by Jimmyzz on October 24, 2009 - 1:28 am
Hey, my wife is a bitch too! We haven’t had sex for more than a year and she gets on my nerves for every fucking thing I do. Not that sex is everything in a marriage but if I am not getting any, I will go elsewhere to get some. I don’t sleep around, but I go online, I download porn, yes I jerk off and on occasion wrote some erotic stories for certain websites. Well, one day not too long ago she catches me looking at porn and lights into me for not being there for her. WTF!!! This weekend she goes away and leaves me a note saying to stop the porn crap and that it is pushing her away. I’m like, how about the months and bitching, nagging, no sex, eat what the fuck you want and give me no attention – what do you think that is doing? Glad I found this blog, because it is exaclty what I feel toward her – BITCH! To quote from the movie, True Lies – “Women, can’t live with ‘em, can’t kill em.” For our purposes, it’s “Bitchy wives, can’t live with them, can’t kill ‘em.” I too have kids – they are the only reason why I am still here.
#5 by birdman on October 30, 2009 - 11:27 am
you took her camping !? and she thru it in your face?? i think we may be married to the same women!!! we’re not the richest people in the world and since my wife doesnt work i decided we could atleast take a caping trip this year,but before i even mentioned it to her she made a comment in front of her family about “we might go fuckin camping this year if im lucky”. i asked her about that because shes has always loved camping and she comes back with “we could go to flordia or the beach somethimes ya know!”.needless to say she will not be coming camping with me ever again since she has to dog it and i may have to bring her to the beach next summer.i just hope she dont notice the chum in her air matress lol
#6 by D on November 25, 2009 - 9:47 am
My wife is a do-nothing, naggin’ ass whore, who is allowed to fuck up ALL she wants to but for fucks sake let me even look at her the wrong way and she flies off the handle. She doesn’t cook, clean, do laundry, she’s fucked our money situation all to hell, and she seems to think that I enjoy giving all of my “extra-money” to her lazy ass family. I went out to the local pub and had 3, yes just 3 beers and watched some of a football game last Sunday and when I got home she reigned down hell-fire on me. She’s always so busy telling me what I should and shouldn’t be doing that she fails to notice that I DO EVERYTHING! Work, housework, yardwork, blah blah blah all while she rides the couch watching Supernanny bullshit. The ONLY reason I even stay is for my kids because if I ever did leave they would have one fucked up life! So after she finished balling me out about drinking 3 beers and having some time to myself I told my bitch wife that if she wanted a perfect man maybe she should become a nun and marry Jesus.
Cunt!
#7 by Pittsoff on November 29, 2009 - 9:14 am
WTF,
I was told to hire my wife’s friend’s worthless husband. He can’t keep a job more than a week. If I would have hired him, what a mess that would have been. This is one of those situation with no good outcome. I hire the guy, he would have bitched that I am a hardass at work because he is lazy. My other employees would have been pissed by his attitude. So, I did not hire him. Instead the wife told some bullshit lie about how I was not hiring. Then I told him the truth that I thought it was a stupid idea to hire my wife’s friend’s husband. Now my wife is mad at me. Go figure, she would have been mad if I hired the guy, she would have been mad if I told the guy what I thought of him and not hired him. I don’t think it is fair that her friend thought she could use my wifes friendship to gain her husband a job. I told my wife to stop this nonsense or she would not like how I handle it. I am a certified ass-h-o-l-e when it comes to these things. And of course this arguement brings up other crap from months ago. Women can’t seem to remember where they put their keys, shoes, glasses, etc… from the day before, but they never forget crap that you did from years ago.
#8 by jeff on December 4, 2009 - 11:27 am
My wife nags all the time. She isnt happy unless she is bitching to someone. Damn I wish I was in prison some days. I will divorce the Bitch when the time is right. I make way too much money and I refuse to give her a payday. I pray that she dies of natural causes. Now I feel that god doesnt listen to me. She is the misery of my life…. Never ever get married because she is pregnant. This bitch is so mean and cunt worthy I want to vomit in her mouth.
#9 by James on January 14, 2010 - 10:36 pm
My wife is a puta always with her attitude some days i just wanna smack the shit outta her but i don\’t hit women but i see why some people do
#10 by Josh on January 19, 2010 - 10:30 am
Jeff,
I understand completely. My bitchy ass wife thinks everyone in the world owes her something! She treats every person in retail like they are beneath her. I work hard to support her and my son. When I am gone on long business trips, she insists on me only spending $20 a week on anything that is not life sustaining; ie food and water. Meanwhile she racks up thousands of dollars at fucking Target! Who can buy thousands of dollars of shit at Target. Then she gets weekly manicures and pedicures but I got bitched out for buying an extra laptop case for $30. This is a prison and I hate her. Again I only stay for my son.
#11 by Willie on January 25, 2010 - 6:42 pm
#12 by steve on January 25, 2010 - 6:56 pm
My wife is just a lying fucking birch, plain and simple. I love your site. Read slot of stories and will be back when I get time, thanks guys!
#13 by Willie on January 25, 2010 - 6:58 pm
Hi. I’m Willie. My wife is a stupid bitch. No one in her immediate family has ever accomplished anything noteworthy (except her marrying up:):):). I am a college educated man with advanced technical and financial degrees. Yet, when I try to give guidance to her or our children on what it takes to be successful in the real world, she always bucks my advice, ends up doing something stupid and puts me in the position of digging her sorry ass out of the situation.
Case in point: She wanted to be a singer songwriter so I paid for 8 hours time in a local studio so that she could get a feel for what singers and writers go through while recording. Instead of using the time as a learning experience, she tries to turn the thing into an album recording. She sets up a deal behind my back with the owner and then gets pissed when it doesn’t turn out like Whitney Houston’s debut!!! Not to mention she didn’t get anything in writing.
Now, I’m stuck bailing her dumbass out an on top of that, she doesn’t want to discuss the subject because “It’s a sore spot”!:(:(:( What about the fucking hole in my pocket! Now that’s a fucking sore spot!!!!
I’m out….
#14 by wo\\\' out on February 3, 2010 - 8:58 pm
Dudes. Check this out. I\\\’m trying my damndest to be a good husband and father. My wife is so fucking derogatory and abusive. If I said 1/2 the shit she said to me, I\\\’d be considered an abusive husband. All she cares about is Facebook, Desperate Housewifes, CougarTown, etc. She won\\\’t take 2 seconds to connect w/ me. We only have sex about once a month, usu. only when she gets drunk. In January, she up and told me she was moving out and taking our boy with her. WTF? where the hell did that come from? I do nothing but serve her as a christian husband, and this is the thanks I get? Fuck… I don\\\’t want to have to drag my boy thru a divorce, and have him have to live w/ those scars for life. Hormones+TV+internet+wine = yo wife transformed into some kind of Devil Spawn.
I hear ya, bruthas. That\\\’s why God invented pubs…
#15 by Anonymous on February 18, 2010 - 2:49 pm
Hi, my wife is a bitch like none ever existed or ever will. She doesn’t clean, doesn’t cook, doesn’t do anything. She sits on her ass all day playing games on computer and updating her facebook account, not to mention bloody youtube. I dont know where she gets her inspiration from but i think its her 3 sisters who are even bigger bitches. The funny part is, she cant cook shit but she will brag about how good a cook she is all the time, she dont clean the house or anything but all you would hear is that”Wow! i love our very clean and neat house, thank me that i keep it like this.”. I have been taking photos, making movies of the condition in which she leaves the house. She is so rude that even rudeness itself will be ashamed to meet her. She swears, she doesnt even clean herself, she spreads her rubbish makeup and tissues everywhere, she can never be bothered to clean the kitchen or the toilet, which reminds me, toilets in jails may be in better condition than ours when she has used it, damn it bitch, can’t you even clean your crap from toilet? She can’t hear ‘No!’. The moment the bitch hears that word, she goes bonkers. She has the audacity to ask me how dare i said ‘no’ to her. Well bitch, i am the one earning all the money, working 2 jobs while you sit on your ass trying to spend it as much as you can and you have the bloody audacity to question me, you can go to a cliff top and jump, filthy bitch.
I have made up my mind not to live with her anymore and i am going to divorce her when the time is just right. If she thinks she can come after me, which she says that she will if i left her, she would be making a grave mistake. I took her photos, with her consent, when she was changing once. So, if she doesn’t want her tits and butt and pussy to be on the frontpage of youtube, she’d better think twice. You try fucking with me bitch, i will fuck you up…
#16 by HotBunz on February 20, 2010 - 10:54 am
My wife begs to suck my cock every 2 days. Makes six figures and cooks and cleans the house. She deep throats and swallows and otherwise leaves me alone. She has DD’s and her parents are dead. She can not have children and does not like to spend money. She worships every move I make like I am a god.
I dont see what your fucking problems are.
#17 by PIzzdTheFuKoff on March 3, 2010 - 4:08 pm
My wife is older than me and lacks the sexual desire she once had. We haven’t fucked in a month and she’s going to make me cheat on her because she’s unwilling to have sex because “I don’t feel like it so why should I do it….just for YOU?!” Umm…yes, bitch. Just for me.
#18 by NeedAMILF on March 6, 2010 - 4:51 pm
great site. love the stories. I knew I would find something worthwhile when I googled “my wife is a bitch”. My wife is decent, but sometimes such a fucking bitch.
#19 by dumbass=marrried on March 6, 2010 - 8:05 pm
Guys… I now know…why the old timers told me not to get married..I\’m sorry old timers for not listening! I\’m in the same boat damn *itch fucking knows everything..shit…… she even tells me how to do my freaking day job…IF YOUR SO FUCKING SMART WHY…WHY…. ARE YOU NOT WORKING!!!???! I asked her months ago \"hey what do you think of this color tile for the bathroom\" she replies \"pick whatever you want\" sure as fuck I bring out the tile and what do I get??? \"your not using that color in my bathroom\"! Dude…. I wanted to crack that fucking12×12 tile over her head!….. but I enjoy my freedom and the thought of having bubba as a cell mate just do not appeal to me.