Every Time We Move We Go Backwards
Posted by My Wife Is A Bitch in I can't get ahead in life, My Wife Is A Bitch on June 1, 2010
When my wife moved I to New York City in 2002. It was a total loss of money, time and life. We were paying higher rent and I was making less money.
The reason for this move…I got her knocked up and she wanted to be close to her parents. We lived in New York for about a year before we were in housing court 5 times and got evicted. All because my wife is a bitch and didn’t work for over a year.
After we got evicted we moved back to my hometown.
We lived there for 5 years and everything was fine except her bitchy mouth and fucked up lazy ways. Now
I’m in South Florida. We are living with her mother. She wanted to be close to her mom again. WTF???? She didn’t work for almost 3 months since we have lived here. We are going backwards again.
Today, I took off work to go to a doctor to get more anxiety meds. But the doctor turned me away because I didn’t have insurance. I got a job 4 days after I moved to Florida. My insurance wont’ kick in until the end of the month.
The only reason I’m on anti anxiety meds is because my wife is a bitch and I got to medicate in order to meditate.
Once I save enough money. I’m going to leave the bitch. I’m sick of going backwards, living house to house and getting nowhere in life.
I can’t get ahead in life.
To top it off…car insurance is higher and it’s almost 400 bucks to register a car if you are from out of state. WTF How am I suppose to get ahead in life with this bitch. She’s dragging me down.
I’d leave her but she would get me for child support and alimony/palimony and all-my-mony….
Is it cheaper to keep her? Or should I leave this fucking bitch???
Mother’s Day Nightmare
Posted by My Wife Is A Bitch in Uncategorized on May 9, 2010
What fucking day. For the past two days my bitch wife has been on my ass. I asked her what she wanted for mother’s day and she said “nothing.”
So because she is a good mother to our son, I gave her cash because she’s picky and everything I buy for her…she returns.
We’ll about an hour ago we got into an arguement. She said giving her money is not a gift. I told her she could buy all she wants with the money. She threw the money in my face and left.
See… she hasn’t worked since we moved to Florida. I got a job in 4 days of being here. But because this bitch is so picky she still hasn’t worked she withdrew her 401k from her last job and bought a car she can’t afford to register. It’s costly to get plates on a car in Florida.
Anyway she said the money I gave her was for the plates and not a gift. That’s bullshit. I work 3 jobs to support this family. I don’t expect anything in return but peace and quiet and some respect.
Well now I have had it. My wife is truely a bitch.
When a broad says she doesen’t anything…don’t get her shit. Watch her complain when she really does’nt get anything. Insane.
So guess what honey? I’m taking the money you threw at me and I’m going to blow it at the casino. I might use it to move the hell out and get a broad that knows when to shut the fuck up.
Why should I get her anything? She’s not my mother anyway.
Reasons Not To Get A Joint Banking Account
Posted by My Wife Is A Bitch in Bitch Can't Manage Money, My Wife Is A Bitch, My Wife Is Always Bitching on March 5, 2010
Holy cow! I haven’t updated this site in a while. Sorry to all my fellow buddies who have some bitchy wives.
I’m in the process of moving to Florida and it’s been rough. My wife has so many shoes and junk. I have just been throwing it out. I’m going to tell her it got lost in the move.
Anyway, another factor why my wife is a bitch is our joint checking account. This is a total pain in the ass. It creates arguements like you wouldn’t believe.
But I’m about to solve this problem. I’m going to get one of those Walmart Money cards where you can get direct deposit. It seems every time I get some money deposited in the bank…my bitch wife spends it. Then when I try to spend a penny OF MY MONEY…she bitches. It turns into a fucking nightmare.
So to my bitch wife…THE MONEY YOU MAKE IS YOURS…..THE MONEY I MAKE IS MINE. My wife is a bitch and she cannot handle money. She does not keep a ledger, she loves to go to Walmart or Walgreens and buy useless bullshit that I don’t need like a fucking jar opener or some “as seen on TV” crap.
Reasons not to get a joint checking account with your wife.
- It causes arguments.
- She’ll spend more than you deposit.
- She loves clothes and shoes.
- She’ll buy shit like new curtains every month.
- She’ll buy a 10 dollar starfucks coffee while I drink instant.
- When you go to take out 20 bucks to buy beer, she’ll bitch.
- She’ll know that you have been to the strip club when “Titty-Mania” shows up on your bank statement.
- She’ll drain the bank account and leave your ass when she chooses.
Now that I”m getting one of these pre-paid walmart cards, I’m going to be able to hide my money. My wife is a bitch and she’ll admit to it, but damn, what’s mine is mine. I didn’t take a fuckin’ vow to give you all of money and do with it what you want.
What led me to write this is that she woke me up at 4 this morning bitching about money. The money I put into the bank outweighs her deposits and she bitches when she can’t buy her bullshit.
Bitch, you only need one pair of fucking shoes. Leave me alone.
Reasons Not To Get A Joint Banking Account
Comments should be wide open now.
Posted by My Wife Is A Bitch in Uncategorized on October 12, 2009
I had some trouble with comments not showing up. So now when you comment, it should show up right away.
Sorry guys,
Sometimes it’s hard to think when your wife is a bitch.
Just do one thing
Posted by My Wife Is A Bitch in Bitch won't do laundry, Lazy Bitch, My Wife Won't Clean, Nagging Wife, She Stresses Me Out, Too Much Laundry on October 12, 2009
My wife had a family emergency last week. So, she was in Florida for a week. I held down the fort for a while with my son and I.
When my wife comes back from Florida, I make things easier for her by doing some stuff around the house. I cooked, I cleaned, I pampered her.
Pile of Laundry
Well yesterday (Sunday) I asked her to do one simple thing for me. I asked her to go around the house and find my son’s school clothes because I’m having trouble finding them. She says “Ok honey. I’ll look for them.”
Well it’s Monday (Columbus Day) and my son’s school clothes are nowhere to be found.
I asked her to just do one thing. That was it. Simple. Now there is school tomorrow for my son and I have a pile of clothes to wash but none of his school clothes are in the laundry.
WTF?? Can you just do one thing? I haven’t asked you do anything for a while and when I ask for a simple task, you can’t do it.
Yesterday, I cleaned, cooked, and took care of everything while my wife sat on her ass and played games on Facebook all day.
Pretty annoying and unfair.
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