My Wife Is Still a Bitch

Posted on January 19, 2011 by My Wife Is A Bitch

Sorry I haven’t wrote in a while. I’m up late working my butt off.

But I wanted to say that your comments are amazing. Most of the time when your wife is a bitch, you feel like the only one in the world with a wife that has a mouth that won’t shut the fuck up. Then I would head to a bar drink a few beers and start to look at other broads.

But your comments make me feel that shit isn’t that bad. Some of you guys have it worse than me. So this little tidbit is to thank you all for your comments.

I’m going to keep writing. Cuz shit happens and I need to let it all out here.

So for now, Thank you. I’m going to get drunk this weekend and just let it all out here.

This weekend is a toast to all the guys that have bitch wives.

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Every Time We Move We Go Backwards

Posted on June 1, 2010 by My Wife Is A Bitch

When my wife moved I to New York City in 2002. It was a total loss of money, time and life. We were paying higher rent and I was making less money.

The reason for this move…I got her knocked up and she wanted to be close to her parents. We lived in New York for about a year before we were in housing court 5 times and got evicted. All because my wife is a bitch and didn’t work for over a year.

After we got evicted we moved back to my hometown.

We lived there for 5 years and everything was fine except her bitchy mouth and fucked up lazy ways. Now

I’m in South Florida. We are living with her mother. She wanted to be close to her mom again. WTF???? She didn’t work for almost 3 months since we have lived here. We are going backwards again.

Today, I took off work to go to a doctor to get more anxiety meds. But the doctor turned me away because I didn’t have insurance. I got a job 4 days after I moved to Florida. My insurance wont’ kick in until the end of the month.

The only reason I’m on anti anxiety meds is because my wife is a bitch and I got to medicate in order to meditate.

Once I save enough money. I’m going to leave the bitch. I’m sick of going backwards, living house to house and getting nowhere in life.

I can’t get ahead in life.

To top it off…car insurance is higher and it’s almost 400 bucks to register a car if you are from out of state. WTF How am I suppose to get ahead in life with this bitch. She’s dragging me down.

I’d leave her but she would get me for child support and alimony/palimony and all-my-mony….

Is it cheaper to keep her? Or should I leave this fucking bitch???

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Mother’s Day Nightmare

Posted on May 9, 2010 by My Wife Is A Bitch

What fucking day. For the past two days my bitch wife has been on my ass. I asked her what she wanted for mother’s day and she said “nothing.”

So because she is a good mother to our son, I gave her cash because she’s picky and everything I buy for her…she returns.

We’ll about an hour ago we got into an arguement. She said giving her money is not a gift. I told her she could buy all she wants with the money. She threw the money in my face and left.

See… she hasn’t worked since we moved to Florida. I got a job in 4 days of being here. But because this bitch is so picky she still hasn’t worked she withdrew her 401k from her last job and bought a car she can’t afford to register. It’s costly to get plates on a car in Florida.

Anyway she said the money I gave her was for the plates and not a gift. That’s bullshit. I work 3 jobs to support this family. I don’t expect anything in return but peace and quiet and some respect.

Well now I have had it. My wife is truely a bitch.

When a broad says she doesen’t anything…don’t get her shit. Watch her complain when she really does’nt get anything. Insane.

So guess what honey? I’m taking the money you threw at me and I’m going to blow it at the casino. I might use it to move the hell out and get a broad that knows when to shut the fuck up.

Why should I get her anything? She’s not my mother anyway.

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Reasons Not To Get A Joint Banking Account

Posted on March 5, 2010 by My Wife Is A Bitch

Holy cow! I haven’t updated this site in a while. Sorry to all my fellow buddies who have some bitchy wives.

I’m in the process of moving to Florida and it’s been rough. My wife has so many shoes and junk. I have just been throwing it out. I’m going to tell her it got lost in the move.

Anyway, another factor why my wife is a bitch is our joint checking account. This is a total pain in the ass. It creates arguements like you wouldn’t believe.

But I’m about to solve this problem. I’m going to get one of those Walmart Money cards where you can get direct deposit. It seems every time I get some money deposited in the bank…my bitch wife spends it. Then when I try to spend a penny OF MY MONEY…she bitches. It turns into a fucking nightmare.

So to my bitch wife…THE MONEY YOU MAKE IS YOURS…..THE MONEY I MAKE IS MINE. My wife is a bitch and she cannot handle money. She does not keep a ledger, she loves to go to Walmart or Walgreens and buy useless bullshit that I don’t need like a fucking jar opener or some “as seen on TV” crap.

Reasons not to get a joint checking account with your wife.

It causes arguments.
She’ll spend more than you deposit.
She loves clothes and shoes.
She’ll buy shit like new curtains every month.
She’ll buy a 10 dollar starfucks coffee while I drink instant.
When you go to take out 20 bucks to buy beer, she’ll bitch.
She’ll know that you have been to the strip club when “Titty-Mania” shows up on your bank statement.
She’ll drain the bank account and leave your ass when she chooses.

Now that I”m getting one of these pre-paid walmart cards, I’m going to be able to hide my money. My wife is a bitch and she’ll admit to it, but damn, what’s mine is mine. I didn’t take a fuckin’ vow to give you all of money and do with it what you want.

What led me to write this is that she woke me up at 4 this morning bitching about money. The money I put into the bank outweighs her deposits and she bitches when she can’t buy her bullshit.

Bitch, you only need one pair of fucking shoes. Leave me alone.

Reasons Not To Get A Joint Banking Account

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Comments should be wide open now.

Posted on October 12, 2009 by My Wife Is A Bitch

I had some trouble with comments not showing up. So now when you comment, it should show up right away.

Sorry guys,

Sometimes it’s hard to think when your wife is a bitch.

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